COMPUTER WAS SOMETHING ON TV 
	FROM A SCIENCE FICTION SHOW 
	A WINDOW WAS SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN 
	AND RAM WAS THE COUSIN OF A GOAT 

	MEG WAS THE NAME OF MY GIRLFRIEND 
	AND GIG WAS YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UPRIGHT 
	NOW THEY ALL MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS 
	AND THAT REALLY MEGA BYTES 

	AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT 
	A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW 
	A CURSOR USED PROFANITY 
	A KEYBOARD WAS A PIANO 

	MEMORY WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU LOST WITH AGE 
	A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT 
	AND IF YOU HAD A 3 1/2' FLOPPY 
	YOU HOPED NOBODY FOUND OUT 

	COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING YOU DID TO THE GARBAGE 
	NOT SOMETHING YOU DID TO A FILE 
	AND IF YOU UNZIPPED ANYTHING IN PUBLIC 
	YOU'D BE IN JAIL FOR A WHILE 

	LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO THE FIRE 
	HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD 
	A MOUSE PAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED 
	AND A BACKUP HAPPENED TO YOUR COMMODE 

	CUT YOU DID WITH A POCKET KNIFE 
	PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE 
	A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME 
	AND A VIRUS WAS THE FLU 


	I GUESS I'LL STICK TO MY PAD AND PAPER